Don’t take life so seriously, it’s not permanent!
God and love are the two greatest illusions of life.
Where you stumble there lies your treasure.
Love comes unseen, we only see it go.
My best dreams and the worst nightmares have the same people in them.
The price of anything is the amount of life we exchange for it.
A life filled with wanderings doesn’t define the directionlessness or meaninglessness of it! Instead it defines the complication and the stubbornness to give-in to, what is known as usual!!!
My words speak louder than actions
“There is more to life than simply increasing its speed.” ~ Mahatma Gandhi – I didn’t like him any ways.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, why don’t we all get wasted and have the time of our lives?
Truth will always be truth, regardless of lack of understanding, disbelief or ignorance.
If you really want to do something, you will find a way. If you don’t, you will find an excuse.
In this world, it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich.
Do first what you dread the most.
Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the end of it, and others do just the same with their time.
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again.
It is better to aim at perfection and miss, than to aim at imperfection and hit it.
Wherever you are — be there.
The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a good discussion.
What single ability do we all have? The ability to change.
Too many people miss the silver lining because they’re expecting gold.
The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.
Perhaps the best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
The words I want to say to you are locked away inside the pocket of my heart.
Life is an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
I not only use all the brains I have but all that I can borrow.
The real trap of fame is its irresistibility.
If everybody was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes.
I came. I saw. I clicked.
Sincerity is the highest compliment you can pay.
Veni. Vidi. Codi.
Veni. Veni. Veni. (I came, I came, I came)
Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants.
If it doesn’t matter who wins, then how come they keep score?
Vegetarian is an old Indian word meaning bad hunter.
Life is hard. It’s even harder if you’re stupid.
Fear is something to be moved through, not something to be turned from.
“You don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone”
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Happiness is not a reward — it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment — it is a result.
Nature has given to us the seeds of knowledge, not knowledge itself.
The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything.
Encouragement is like a premium gasoline – it helps to take knocks out of living.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial rates and blame it on the cost of living.
Champions aren’t made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside of them – a desire, a dream, a vision. They have last-minute stamina, they have to be a little faster, they have to have the skill, and the will. But the will must. - Muhammad Ali
If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They’re there every night, they see it done every night, they see how it should be done every night, but they can’t do it themselves.
If misery loves company, misery has company enough.
In life, as in chess, forethought wins.
I do not agree with a word that you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. – Voltaire
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
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What I hear, I forget. What I see, I remember. What I do, I understand. Confucius
Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.
Magnify you Skills…or else Modify your Goals.
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
I’ll note you in my book of memory.
After three days, fish and guests stink.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
If at first you don’t succeed… make sure nobody finds out you tried!
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
The impact of recession is so great that women are actually marrying for love!
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Men achieve a certain greatness unawares, when working to another aim.
Hurry! I never hurry. I have no time to hurry.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.
Nothing makes a man so modest about his income as a tax form to fill out.
Tact: getting your point across without stabbing someone with it.
I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving.
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
Man is God’s greatest masterpiece. But who says so? — Man.
Talents are best nurtured in solitude; character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world.
What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.
A talent can be cultivated in tranquility; a character only in the rushing stream of life.
Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he can and should be and he will become as he can and should be.
He is happiest, be He king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.
Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard himself as greater than he is.
The best of all governments is that which teaches us to govern ourselves.
Beware of dissipating your powers; strive constantly to concentrate them. Genius thinks it can do whatever it sees others doing, but is sure to repent of every ill-judged outlay.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Life is beautiful. Let’s fuck it.
Nobody gets out alive. Life fucks all.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
There are two kinds of pedestrians — the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said “Quit while you’re ahead”?
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
It’s not hard to meet expenses, they’re everywhere.
Jury — Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
You look like s***! Is that the style now?
I haven’t committed a crime. what i did was fail to comply with the law.
“you make my software hard.”
People who drink to drown their sorrows should know that sorrows knows how to swim.
I’m trying to see from your viewpoint, but I can’t seem to fit my head that far up my *ss.
I’m busy right now, I’ll ignore you later
If you must lie, be brief.
I think after the dismal response for A-star they want to ensure by all means that Ritz gets the fair market share, till Maruti comes out with the new version of Swift. By the way this is the Canadian version of Swift, looks strikingly similar to the Chevy U-Va ain’t it?
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